Dec 1 2011

Brand name, we all know is one key factor that plays major role in success of any business. Easy to understand, giving the clear hint of products or services a particular business offers are the traits of good brand name. In short, the business names that fit a particular criteria contribute a great deal in success of particular business.

From Sony to Toshiba, Google, Ford and others there are innumerable brand names that have already make the mark and continue to keep up the trend of rolling out new products and services every now and then.

How are these easily memorable? Well, for the products/services these offer and ease of understanding what a particular brand is renowned for.

A business name that is memorable in some way or the other, it becomes easy for the consumers to remember and recognize it, which could be infectious but the names that are hard to remember and difficult to understand or even hard to spell are a major drawbacks that could directly affect the sales of any business.

There are lot many business names that are actually humorous. In this article I have listed down the name of companies that you don’t really need to be a client of instead once you know about them, these make you smile for a while each time your hear about them next time! Read on to know about some of the most unfortunately named companies that might make you wonder while others leaving you with a smile.

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Dirty Dick’s Crab House

Sounding yuck and making you feel suspicious to get food from ‘Dirty Dick’s Crab House’ for different fears.

Camel Towing

If you all know, ‘camel toe’ is a phenomenon that occurs when a woman’s most delicate area is visible through tight pants and appears like a camel toe. Yes, it was popularized by the film named The Weatherman.

Fuk Mi Sushi Bar

Imagine yourself asking someone as to which is the best Sushi Bar and getting the answer Fuk Mi! Hilarious and embarrassing it might sound till you exactly don’t know about the existence of such kinda bar.

Cock’s Restaurant, NY

What does the name of the restaurant imply? Does it mean that there are cocks on the menu, or the restaurant is a nude male restaurant or something like that? I fail to understand, did you all understand why is the restaurant named so?

Kidsexchange

Kids Exchange? Or Kid Sex Change? Does that mean you can exchange your kids for sex or what?

Pizza Orgasmica

Putting ‘orgasmica’ in the name of the fast food company is surely shocking.

Pee Pee Gas

In Piketon, Ohio stands this unusual minimart sign board that can actually leave people wondering.

Boxwell Brothers Funeral Directors

As the name says, Boxwell brothers Funeral Directors provide the funeral services but it goes way past reassurance and is awfully morbid.

Doggy Style Designs

The Doggy Style Designs as anyone could easily make out is the brand of clothing for dogs but I wonder what made them come up with the name.

Boring Business Systems

I wonder what made the people at Boring Business System or those who at its initial stages came up with such an innovative name that we as layman couldn’t even think of.

Fu King Chinese Restaurant

A Chinese restaurant named Fu King is hilarious for the first time listeners. Imagine someone talking about Fu King!

Curl Up and Dye

As the name might be giving bit idea ‘Curl up and Dye’ is actually a hair salon that too with a weird name. Now, the customers got to decide if the salon is as weird as the name or just the opposite.

A Pane in the Glass

A Pane in the Glass is the window-cleaning services in California. Cleaning windows can be a real “pane in the glass”. Pane in the Glass promises to deliver the services of window cleaning.

Bimbo Bakeries

Bimbo bakeries as the unlike the name hints is not a dumb bakery with not loved cookies and doughnuts etc. I mean imagine the fellows at Bimbo Bakeries gave it such a dumb name.

Sherrill’s Eat Here and Get Gas

How and what you want to think while reading this is entirely your take!

Doggy style grooming salon

You got it right, the salon is for dogs to ensure their grooming but the very first time you read it you are sure to be left amazed.